Showing posts with label Comedy; Life.. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Comedy; Life.. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

My say on -- "I just do really fresh shit."


The whole meaning of me saying "I just do really fresh shit.", is jus exactly what it says, lol what more can a dude say? If you say this and actually don't live up for it, you are a complete wad! Example; if a dude wears a dusty as V-neck some man khaki man capris and some run down supras...they DO NOT do really fresh shit! Tru story, I seen that shit today! Here is another example..Check it out..
SMH! NO this is not someone doing really fresh shit! This was seen on a best buy parking lot, picture was taken by me...Clearly he wasn't thinking about what he was wearing lol, ahh man. Only a selected few people can do REALLY FRESH SHIT!
Okay. Thanks. BYE!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Thought Of The Morning.


Wadddup my faithful blog readers :) allll 14 of you, (ay I am getting there):]
So this is my thought of the morning, I woke up to the smell of bacon & eggs so I followed my nose, & I see my Mom's cooking & this is who;w convo & I quote.

Mom: "Good Morning Baby."

Me: "Ay, what you fixing ma?"

Mom: "Bacon & Egggsss chillllddddd!"

Me: "Fixing some for me too?"

((this is when I got extra excited))

Mom: "Boy no, this is for me & ONLY me."

Me: "That ain right ma."

((here's the quote ya'll probally heard before from parents))

Mom: "You got two working arms and hands, cook your own breakfast."


see how Mom's be like, haha. I love her to death but damnnn. But aye, I got her to fix me some anyways :] haha.


-random blog; from a random guy -- Peace & Blessings :]

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Thought Of The Afternoon.

Yeah I'ma start doing these thoughts of the different times of the day. They're pretty cool haha, plus I am bored so there will be more of these :]
On to my thought, I just took a good nap, like soo good my body did not allow to me get up but I got up anyways & felt rather weak; But anywho, I've notice that I am officially addicted to Twitter, like at one point & time I was one of em' people that thought Twitter was a waste of my life, but once I got one & started doing different types of shit too it, I liked it :] so ya'll should def. follow me on the Twitter game .. twitter.com/djizzy101 :] pow!
But that isn't my only thought of the afternoon lol, another thought is what ever happened to the original Mighty Morphan Power Rangers?! That show was the stuff maynee, Saturday morning good. They even had us thinking we could fight like them haha, Remember the underwear?! Yeah the commercial showed if you wore em you would feel like one of them, I wore them DAILY when I was younger. But yeah that was my thought check out the commercial..."Mighty Morphan UnderWear!" :D

Thought Of The Morning.


I didn't realize that the Michael Jackson "Bad" video was 17:00 mins long! haha, like my nephew is like a Michael Jackson fanatic, fyi; my nephew is only 6! but he knows EVERY MJ song ever made, it's pretty scary..but back to the story he was watching when I woke up, at first I was like wow MJ made a movie but then as I sat there & watched it I realize it was the WHOLE "Bad" video. But aye, only MJ could do something like that, guarentee if these wanna be MJ's did one of em today my face would be like...



lol, real talk..but yeah random blog from a randon guy :]Peace & Blessings.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

30 things about a playa...

1. I watch spongebob faithfully.

2. I have braces, only on my bottom row though :/ yeah, pretty depressing.

3. My lil sister, calls me "Brother" haha, I don't think she knows my name.

4. I keep my i-pod on shuffle & repeat, at the same fricken time! :]

5. I really hate the kiddie shows they have out now-a-days..what happened to gulla gulla island?!

6. I am in college, my JR. year to be exact; Ayee BSU! :)

7. I blog almost daily, & I hope people really read this DAILY!

8. I've been ina relationship with the love of my life for a year and 8 months now; I wouldn't mind wife'n her up one day, if the oppurtunity is given.

9. I drink BEER, not hard liquor, 5 beers will get me wasted.

10. I listen to people like Gucci Mane & Yo Gotti to get me amp'd up haha.

11. I admire people like Justin Bobby, Diggy Simmons, Kanye West, & Wale.

12. I attended Penn State for a semester, hated it.

13. Loud & Ghetto girls, gets NO & I mean NO respect from me.

14. I don't smoke but have, & proablly will in the near future out of stress.

15. I LOVE basketball, playing it as well as watching it. PSA - To all my online ps3 gamers! - online on that 2k -- get @ me.

16. Well-groomed, I like to keep myself looking right, smelling good, & etc.

17. Skinny jeans, yeah I wear em, & to the niggas saying it is a homo thing to do, can suck my *bleeep* aha no homo lol.

18. I have only two tatts, hate needles, but I want at least 4 or 5 more, then I am done.

19. I have faced death twice; got stabbed & motorcylce accident..it's crazy but I am still here.

20. Momma's boy for life, & Pop's knucklehead til death lol.

21. When I was younger all I wanted to be was a superhero.

22. I am rican & blk dude with chinky eyes, so people think I am asian smh.

23. Gosh, when meeting new people I have never seen in my life, I am quiet & shy for the first 20 mins or so.

24. I am lucky lefty.

25. I hate phone convo's unless it is with my girl haha all you other people get that "LOL smiley face :-)".

26. I love to act smart & educated, & I am damn good at it.

27. God is the only higher power to me.

28. I love oodles & noodles :]

29. I wanna be famous but hate attention.

30. I daydream 24/7, I can sit in a room and make a movie in my mind.


:]

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Full Blooded Goon!.... Is Definately NOT Me..

So today I went to Hershey Park with my church familia, ya know good vibes in the air all that.

Welp, that feeling was a feeling that would not last long. Hopped in the line for the "GREAT BEAR", Ya know pretty deep crowd there, this chick happens to look my way, so I looked back cause I had that feeling that someone was staring dead at me, btw-always follow your gut. So, apparently, shorty has a man that is I guess living the "Thug Life" like a wanna be Pac. Dude got offended cause HIS girl was looking my way! Homie started saying ish that was directed to me, and his homeboys was co-signing.


Me? I was cooling it, wasn't trying to spark nothing that I can't handle, dude had to be 6'7 & was also swole as hell; now remember I am a 6'2 skinny dude, David and Goliath much? No slingshot here buddy, plus my crew wasn't all but 3 deep; What did I do?

I did what any other smart guy would do...Left the line!

Now call me a punk or whatever you want, but I wasn't tryna get my ass whupped at Hershey Park homie..plus I am a lover not a fighter. If your girl admires me then she must have taste...Yeah I had a cocky moment...we all have one of those.

To all the guy who get offended or upset that another guy is looking at your girl, check her first, she may be the one putting in the work!


This is just a lil story of my day haha more music blogs coming soon :]